Cricket Jokes

Ganguly goes to his doctor

Ganguly goes to his doctor to straighten his spine, but as soon as he enters, the doctor removes his footwear and slaps Ganguly left and right, and then tells him the reason why he did that. What reason does he give?


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"Tere ko sirf Chappel hi seedha kar sakta hai"

Inzamam

Inzamam was once asked a different question for a change just after PAK won the match against India, for which he was not prepared...
Commentator: So INZI we have heard that your wife had a baby last week?? Is it true??
INZI: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Raheem !!! First of all I want to thank Allah. All credit goes to boyz .. boys are played really well.. it's a team effort especially Afridi; without his strokes it wouldn't have been possible...and if they continue this ... we have a very good chance again.

Little johnny Fires New One

Little johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc,
Little johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father."My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took Little johnny aside to ask him if that was really true."No" said Little johnny, "He plays cricket for India but I was just too embarrassed to say."

Why India lost world cup final in 2003

Why India lost world cup final in 2003
***********Very serious matter **********
Reason:


Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer…..

The teams that qualified for the super six stage…



India , Sri Lanka , Australia , New Zealand , Kenya ,Zimbabwe .



Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia ,Australasia &
Africa respectively ..



The teams that have the last alphabet “a” in their names qualified for the
semifinals viz.



Indi’a’ , Australi’a’ , Keny’a’ & Sri Lank’a’.



The teams that have alphabets “ia” at the last of their name qualified for
the Final i.e



Ind “ia” & Austral”ia “.



Now,



Kisne World Cup ”lia” - Austra”lia”



Kisne World Cup “dia” - In”dia”

Sehwag ko Mayur pehnao,

Sehwag ko Mayur pehnao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
dhoni ko Brylcreem lagawao,
ganguly ko Chavanprash khilao,
Dravid me Castrol bharwao,
yuvraj me Malai mar ke lassi pilao

Lekin inn namak haramon ko cricket mat khilwao





kash India se Pakistan alag na hota toh
Pakistan se Bangladesh na alag hota
aur
India ka muh kala na hota




finally India lost the match.
Entire responsibility of
India's failure in world cup
goes to Indira Gandhi
coz it was she
who created Bangladesh




Hi, i am RAHUL DRAVID
on behalf of Indian Team.
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V have lost return ticket 2 India,
nobody is helpin us.
If u send this SMS 2 100 people
v vil get rs 1 so plz help




Hottest news:
Serious fight b/w pakistan cricket players and indian cricket players for the windows seats in aeroplane



Latest sponsors of the Men in Blue?????
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Whisper coz the team is gng thru its worst period




Gr8 news the ICC has decided the next world cup for 6 great gr8 teams only
India,
Bermuda,
Scotland,
Ireland,
Netherlands
&
Canada.
Hope India has chance there 2 win




What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

When would sehwag have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.




Q. What is Sehwag's favorite movie?

A. Gone in 60 seconds.