Mobile Service Providers
Aircel Digilink India Limited
Brand Name : Essar Cellphone
Mobile Service Area : Rajasthan, Haryana, Uttar Pradesh (E) . India
Address: X-7, Okhla Industrial area, Phase II, New Delhi 110020 . India
Telephone : 91 11 2638 8701
Aircel Digilink India Limited Web site : www.essarcellular.com
Aircel Limited
Brand Name: Aircel
Mobile Service area : Tamil Nadu ( India )
Address: Viscose Towers, 4th floor,107-B, Avinashi road, Coimbatore -641018, India
Telephone: 91 422 2217 517. Fax: 91 422 2218 907
Aircel Limited Web site: www.aircel.com
Bharti Mobile Limited
Brand name : Airtel
Mobile Service areas : Andhra Pradesh, Karnataka & Punjab under the brand name
Address: 47, Millers Tank Bund road ,Bangalore -560052 . India
Telephone : 91 80 228 2211
Bharti Mobile Limited Web site : www.airtelworld.com
Bharti Mobinet Limited
Brand name AirTel
Mobile Service Area : Chennai (Metro)
Address: Paramount Plaza, 22, Mahatma Gandhi road, Chennai 600034 . India
Telephone 91 44 -2822 4595
Bharti Mobinet Limited Website : www.airtelworld.com
Bharti Cellular Limited
Brand Name : AirTel
Mobile Service Area : New Delhi (Metro), Mumbai (Metro), Uttar Pradesh (W),
Haryana, Kerala, Madhya Pradesh, GujaratMaharashtra, Tamil Nadu, . ( India )
Bharti Cellular Limited Web site : www.airtelworld.com
Bharti Telenet Limited
Brand name AirTel
Address: C-25, Phase -II, industrial area, Mohali, Punjab , India
Mobile Service Area : Himachal Pradesh ( H.P ), India
Telephone : 91 -172 -397281 / 2
Bharti Telenet Limited Web site www.airtelworld.com
Bharti Mobitel Limited
Brand name AirTel
Mobile Service Area : Calcutta / Kolkatta (Metro) - India
Address : Infinity Building, 5th floor, Salt lake electronics complex, Bidhannagar,
Block G P, Sector 5,
Kolkata -700091
Telephone : 91 -33- 23575332
Bharti Mobitel Limited Web site : www.airtelworld.com
BPL Mobile Communications
brand name BPL Mobile
Address :BPL Telecom Center, 127, Manmala Tank road, Taikalwadi, Mahim, Mumbai -400 016 . India
Telephone : 91 -22 -2437 1777 / 4977
Mobile service area : Mumbai (Metro)
BPL Mobile web site : www.bplmobile.com
BPL Cellular Limited
brand name BPL Mobile.
Address : BPL Innovision Centre, No. 54, Richmond road, Bangalore -560025 India
Mobile service area : Kerala, Maharashtra,Tamil Nadu
Telephone : 91 -80 - 5095 509/559 4911
BPL Cellular Ltd site :
Escotel Mobile Communications
Brand name Escotel Mobile
Address : A-36, Mohan Co-operative Industrial estate, Mathura road, New Delhi- 110044 India
Mobile Service area : Haryana, Kerala, Uttar pradesh
Telephone : 91 -11-2695 9364/236
Escotel web site : www.escotelmobile.com
Fascel Limited
Brand name Hutch
Address : 6th floor, Sakar II, Ellisbridge, Ahmedabad- 380006. Gujarat. India
Mobile service area : Gujarat
Telephone : 91- 79- 2657 7228 / 9
Fascal Mobile web site : www.hutch.co.in
Hutchison Telecom East Limited
Brand name Hutch
Address : Constantia Office Complex, 4th floor, 11, Dr. U N Brahmachari Rd, Kolkatta 700 017. India
Telephone : 91 -33- 2280 3427
Mobile service area : Kolkatta ( calcutta )
web site : www.hutch.co.in
IDEA Cellular Limited
Brand name Idea
Address : 5-9-62 Khan Lateef Khan estate, Fateh Maidan Rd, Hyderabad 500 001 . India
Telephone : 91 -40 -656 2000
Mobile service area : Andhra Pradesh
web site : www.ideacellular.com
Koshika Telecom Limited
Brand name Ushafone
Address : Usha Bhavan, A-41, Mohan Co-operative Industrial area, Mathura road, New Delhi 110044. India
Telephone : 91 -11 -2695 9200/300
Mobile service area : Uttar Pradesh
web site : www.koshika.com
Mahanagar Telephone Nigam Limited
Brand name Dolphin
Address : Jeevan Bharti tower-1, 124, Connaught Circus, New Delhi-110001 . India
Telephone : 91- 11 -2371 9020
Mobile service area : Mumbai, Delhi
web site : www.mtnl.net.in
Reliance Telecom Limited
Brand name Reliance India Mobile
Address : Reliance Infocomm Ltd.,Dhirubhai Ambani Knowledge City,Thane, Belapur road,
Navi Mumbai 406709. India
Telephone : 91 -022 -2762 4000
Mobile Service area :
web site : www.ril.com
RPG Cellular Services Limited
Brand name RPG Cellular
Address : 5th Floor, Spencer Plaza, 769 Anna Salai, Chennai -600002 . India
Telephone : 91 44 2855 0550
Mobile Service area : Chennai (Metro)
web site : www.rpgcellular.com
Spice Communications Limited
Brand name Spice
Address : Hemkunt Towers, 98, Nehru Place, New Delhi-110019. India
Telephone : 91- 11 -2643 4544
Mobile service area : Karnataka, Punjab
web site www.spiceindia.com www.spicetele.com
Hexacom India Limited
Brand name Oasis Cellular
Address : Raghu Prakash building, C-30 Lajpat Marg, C-Scheme Jaipur 302001 India.
Mobile service area : Rajasthan, North East
Telephone : 91- 141 -2374 471 / 72
Oasis Cellular web site : www.oasiscellular.com
Hutchison Essar Telecom Limited
Brand name Hutch
Address : C-48, Okhla Industrial Area Phase II, New Delhi 110020 . India
Mobile service area : Delhi (Metro)
Telephone : 91 -11-2638 5004
web site : www.hutch.co.in
Hutchison Essar South Limited
Brand name Hutch
Address : Prestige Blue Chip, Ground Floor, Block -1, No. 9, Hosur road, Bangalore - 560029. India
Mobile service area : Karnataka, Chennai, Andhra Pradesh.
Telephone : 91 -80 -4193000
web site : www.hutch.co.in
Hutchison Max Telecom Limited
Brand name Orange
Address : Stanrose House, 1st flr Standard Mills compound, New Prabhadevi Road, Mumbai -25 . India
Mobile service area : Mumbai city (Metro)
Web site : www.orange.co.in
Friday, June 29, 2007
Mobile Service Providers
Sagem Secret Codes
Sagem Secret Codes
Press menu then * for secret menu
IMEI number: 511,#
Flash eprom menu: 511,#
SP unblock menu: 511,#
To enter extended secret menu on Sagem just type last 7 numbers of IMEI and * on the end then Ok.Now enter secret menu and you will see RAM,Network and test network submenus added.
To switch silent mode on simply press and hold *
note! Try these codes at your own risk! We don't accept any complaints. Some of these codes may not work in your mobiles.
Sharp Secret Codes
Sharp Secret Codes
*01763*8371# (*01763*VER0#) --- Firmware Version.
*01763*3641# (*01763*ENG1#) --- Enable Engineer Mode hold pwr key to leave then disable.
*01763*3640# (*01763*ENG0#) --- Disable Engineer Mode.
*01763*8781# (*01763*TST1#) --- Test #1 (test early wdt looping to dump, need to remove battery from phone)
*01763*8782# (*01763*TST2#) --- Test #2 (test irq dis looping to switch, resets itself)
*01763*8783# (*01763*TST3#) --- Test #3
*01763*8784# (*01763*TST4#) --- Test #4
*01763*8785# (*01763*TST5#) --- Test #5
*01763*87872# (*01763*TST72#) --- Test #72
*01763*8788# (*01763*TST8#) --- Test #8
*01763*5640# (*01763*LOG0#) --- Disable LOG
*01763*5641# (*01763*LOG1#) --- Enable LOG
*01763*4634# (*01763*IMEI#) --- IMEI
*01763*6370# (*01763*MEP0#) --- Disable MEP menu (unlock menu)
*01763*6371# (*01763*MEP1#) --- Enable MEP menu (unlock menu) (go to settings,security,meplocks select insert handset code,default is 0000, allows to check lock status and disable locks only if u have correct code dont try guessing!!)
*01763*63866330# (*01763*NETMODE0#) --- Disable NetMode
*01763*63866331# (*01763*NETMODE1#) --- Enable NetMode
note! Try these codes at your own risk! We don't accept any complaints. Some of these codes may not work.
BenQ Secret Codes
BenQ Secret Codes
Software version: *#06#
to see more info, press softkey again
English menu: *#0001#
Deutsch menu: *#0049#
Secret Code: *#0606# remove sim card before
Unlock Sim: *#0003*(secret code)#
Bonus Screen: *12022243121
Factory settings: Type *#9999# to reset factory settings.(not tested).
note! Try these codes at your own risk! We don't accept any complaints. Some of these codes may not work.in your mobiles
Siemens Secret Codes
Siemens Secret Codes
Siemens C25
Secret Codes
SP unlock *#0003*(secret code 8 digits)#
*#0606# shows you Secret Code, but only without SIM Card.
*#06# for checking the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity)
Resets language to automatic selection : * # 0000 # then Green button
Pin Out (electrical connections)
1- GND
2- SB
3- POWER
4- NC
5- TX
6- RX
7- CLOCK
8- DATA
9- GND MIC
10- HF MIC
11- AUDIO
12- GND AUDIO
Siemens S25
SP unlock *#0003*(secret code 8 digits)#
*#0606# shows you Secret Code, but only without SIM Card.
*#06# for checking the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity)
Resets language to automatic selection : * # 0000 # then Green button
Siemens S25, M35, S35, C35
SP unlock *#0003*(secret code 8 digits)#
*#0606# shows you Secret Code, but only without SIM Card.
*#06# for checking the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity)
Resets language to automatic selection : * # 0000 # then Green button
WE CLAIM NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY DAMAGE DONE TO UR MOBILE BY TH
Important! Try these codes at your own risk! We don't accept any complaints. Some of these codes may not work in your mobiles.
LG Secret Codes
LG Secret Codes
G all models test mode: Type 2945#*# on the main screen.
2945*#01*# Secret menu for LG
IMEI (ALL): *#06#
IMEI and SW (LG 510): *#07#
Software version (LG B1200): *8375#
Recount cheksum (LG B1200): *6861#
Factory test (B1200): #PWR 668
Simlock menu (LG B1200): 1945#*5101#
Simlock menu (LG 510W, 5200): 2945#*5101#
Simlock menu (LG 7020, 7010): 2945#*70001#
Simlock menu (LG 500, 600): 2947#*
LG-U81XX SPECIAL CODES
Code to read phone version :
- Phone without SIM
- Enter 277634#*# or 47328545454#
- Select 'SW Ver.info'
Code to reset phone :
- Phone without SIM
- Enter 277634#*# or 47328545454#
- Select 'Factory Reset'
Code to enter UNLOCK MENU :
- Phone wit SIM inside
- Enter 2945#*88110#
Test Menu 8330 : 637664#*#
Test Menu 8180 V10a: 49857465454#
Test Menu 8180 V11a: 492662464663#
Test Menu 8130-8138: 47328545454#
Test Menu 8110-8120: 277634#*#
Note! Try these codes at your own risk! We don't accept any complaints. Some of these codes may not work in your mobiles.
Sony Ericsson Secret Codes
Sony Ericsson Secret Codes
IMEI number: * # 0 6 #
Software version: > * < < * < *
Default Language: < 0 0 0 0 >
Enter to phone menu without SimCard - after Wrong PIN: press NO: * * 0 4 * 0 0 0 0 * 0 0 0 0 * 0 0 0 0 #
Information about SIMLOCK: < * * <
Sony Ericsson Secret Menu: -> * <- <- * <- *
(-> means press joystick, arrow keys or jogdial to the right and <- means left.)
You'll see phone model, software info, IMEI, configuration info, sim lock status, REAL time clock, total call time and text labels.
You can also test your phones services and hardware from this menu (main display, camera, LED/illumination, Flash LED, keyboard, earphone, speaker, microphone, radio and vibrator tests)
IMEI Number: *#06#
Lockstatus: <- * * <-
Shortcut to last dialed numbers: 0#
Shortcut to sim numbers: On main menu type a number and press #
If you change the language from default to any other language, then it may be difficult to switch to default language. The shortcut is very simple. Just press < 0000 > . < stands for left arrow button or joystick and > stands for right arrow button or joystick.
note! Try these codes at your own risk! We don't accept any complaints. Some of these codes may not work in your mobiles.
Samsung Secret Codes
Samsung Secret Codes
You can try these in case you downloaded corrupted or incompatible Java midlets or other media, which are causing problems with the phone.
*2767*JAVA# Java Reset and (Deletes all Java Midlets)
*2767*MEDIA# Reset Media (Deletes All Sounds and Pics)
*2767*WAP# Wap Reset
*2767*CUST# Reset Custom EEPR0M
*2767*FULL# Reset Full EEPR0M
For example : *2767*JAVA# would be keyed in as *2767*5282#
Note : Not all codes will work with SGH-C100.
Samsung E700, S500, X100, X600, E100 Codes
*2767*688# = Unlocking Code
*#8999*8378# = All in one Code
*#4777*8665# = GPSR Tool
*#8999*523# = LCD Brightness
*#8999*3825523# = External Display
*#8999*377# = Errors
#*5737425# = JAVA Something
*#2255# = Call List
#*536961# = Java Status Code
#*536962# = Java Status Code
#*536963# = Java Status Code
#*53696# = Java Status Code
#*1200# = AFC DAC Val
#*1300# = IMEI
#*1400# = IMSI
#*2562# = ??? White for 15 secs than restarts.
#*2565# = Check Blocking
#*3353# = Check Code
#*3837# = ??? White for 15 secs than restarts.
#*3849# = ??? White for 15 secs than restarts.
#*3851# = ??? White for 15 secs than restarts.
#*3876# = ??? White for 15 secs than restarts.
#*7222# = Operation Typ (Class C GSM)
#*7224# = I Got !! ERROR !!
#*7252# = Oparation Typ (Class B GPRS)
#*7271# = Multi Slot (Class 1 GPRS)
#*7274# = Multi Slot (Class 4 GPRS)
#*7276# = Dunno
#*7337# = EEPROM Reset (Unlock and Resets Wap Settings)
#*2787# = CRTP ON/OFF
#*3737# = L1 Dbg data
#*5133# = L1 Dbg data
#*7288# = GPRS Attached
#*7287# = GPRS Detached
#*7666# = SrCell Data
#*7693# = Sleep Act/DeAct (Enable or Disable the Black screen after doing nothing for a while)
#*7284# = Class : B,C or GPRS
#*2256# = Calibration Info
#*2286# = Battery Data
#*2527# = GPRS Switching (set to: class 4, class 8, class 9 or class 10)
#*2679# = Copycat feature (Activate or Deactivate)
#*3940# = External loop test 9600 bps
#*4263# = Handsfree mode (Activate or Deactivate)
#*4700# = Half Rate (Activate or Deactivate)
#*7352# = BVMC Reg value
#*8462# = Sleeptime
#*2558# = Time ON
#*3370# = EFR (Activate or Deactivate)
#*3941# = External looptest 115200 bps
#*5176# = L1 Sleep
#*7462# = SIM phase
#*7983# = Voltage/Frequenci (Activate or Deactivate)
#*7986# = Voltage (Activate or Deactivate)
#*8466# = Old time
#*2255# = Call ???
#*5187# = L1C2G trace (Activate or Deactivate)
#*5376# = ??? White for 15 secs than restarts.
#*6837# = Official Software Version
#*7524# = KCGPRS
#*7562# = LOCI GPRS
#*7638# = RLC allways open ended TBF (Activate or Deactivate)
#*7632# = Sleep mode Debug
#*7673# = Sleep mode RESET
#*2337# = Permanent Registration Beep
#*2474# = ???
#*2834# = Audio Path
#*3270# = DCS support (Activate or Deactivate)
#*3282# = Data (Activate or Deactivate)
#*3476# = EGSM (Activate or Deactivate)
#*3676# = Flash volume formated
#*4760# = GSM (Activate or Deactivate)
#*4864# = Dunno doesn't work on newer versions
#*5171# = L1P1
#*5172# = L1P2
#*5173# = L1P3
#*7326# = Accessory (I got Vibrator)
#*7683# = Sleep variable (8)
#*7762# = SMS Brearer CS (Activate or Deactivate)
#*8465# = Time in L1
#*9795# = wtls key
#*2252# = Current CAL
#*2836# = AVDDSS Management (Activate or Deactivate)
#*3877# = Dump of SPY trace
#*7728# = RSAV done# (Everything went to standart but nothing was deleted)
#*2677# = ARM State (None or Full Rate)
*#8999*636# = Have no clue what it is, i see 20 lines
*#9999# = Software version
*#8999*8376263# = HW ver, SW ver and Build Date
*#8888# = HW version
*#8377466# = Same HW/SW version thing
*#7465625# = Check the locks
*7465625*638*Code# = Enables Network lock
#7465625*638*Code# = Disables Network lock
*7465625*782*Code# = Enables Subset lock
#7465625*782*Code# = Disables Subset lock
*7465625*77*Code# = Enables SP lock
#7465625*77*Code# = Disables SP lock
*7465625*27*Code# = Enables CP lock
#7465625*27*Code# = Disables CP lock
*7465625*746*Code# = Enables SIM lock
#7465625*746*Code# = Disables SIM lock
*7465625*228# = Activa lock ON
#7465625*228# = Activa lock OFF
*7465625*28638# = Auto Network lock ON
#7465625*28638# = Auto Network lock OFF
*7465625*28782# = Auto subset lock ON
#7465625*28782# = Auto subset lock OFF
*7465625*2877# = Auto SP lock ON
#7465625*2877# = Auto SP lock OFF
*7465625*2827# = Auto CP lock ON
#7465625*2827# = Auto CP lock OFF
*7465625*28746# = Auto SIM lock ON
#7465625*28746# = Auto SIM lock OFF
*2767*3855# = E2P Full Reset
*2767*2878# = E2P Custom Reset
*2767*927# = E2P Wap Reset
*2767*226372# = E2P Camera Reset
#*6420# = MIC Off
#*6421# = MIC On
#*6422# = MIC Data
#*6428# = MIC Measurement
#*3230# = Trace enable and DCD disable
#*3231# = Trace disable and DCD enable
#*3232# = Current Mode
#7263867# = RAM Dump (On or Off)
*2767*49927# = Germany WAP Settings
*2767*44927# = UK WAP Settings
*2767*31927# = Netherlands WAP Settings
*2767*420927# = Czech WAP Settings
*2767*43927# = Austria WAP Settings
*2767*39927# = Italy WAP Settings
*2767*33927# = France WAP Settings
*2767*351927# = Portugal WAP Settings
*2767*34927# = Spain WAP Settings
*2767*46927# = Sweden WAP Settings
*2767*380927# = Ukraine WAP Settings
*2767*7927# = Russia WAP Settings
*2767*30927# = GREECE WAP Settings
*2767*73738927# = WAP Settings Reset
*2767*49667# = Germany MMS Settings
*2767*44667# = UK MMS Settings
*2767*31667# = Netherlands MMS Settings
*2767*420667# = Czech MMS Settings
*2767*43667# = Austria MMS Settings
*2767*39667# = Italy MMS Settings
*2767*33667# = France MMS Settings
*2767*351667# = Portugal MMS Settings
*2767*34667# = Spain MMS Settings
*2767*46667# = Sweden MMS Settings
*2767*380667# = Ukraine MMS Settings
*2767*7667#. = Russia MMS Settings
*2767*30667# = GREECE MMS Settings
*335# = Delete all MMS Messages
*663867# = Dump Mm file
#*536961# = WAPSAR enable / HTTP disable
#*536962# = WAPSAR disable / HTTP enable
#*536963# = Serial eable / Others disable
#*53696# = Java Download Mode
#*5663351# = Wap Model ID [Your Model]
#*5663352# = Wap Model ID [SEC-SGHXXXX/1.0]
#*566335# = Wap Model ID [SEC-SGHXXXX/1.0]
*2767*66335# = Check on which model it is
*2767*7100# = SEC-SGHS100/1.0
*2767*8200# = SEC-SGHV200/1.0
*2767*7300# = SEC-SGHS300/1.0
*2767*7650# = Nokia7650/1.0
*2767*2877368# = Reset WAP Model ID to standart
Other Samsung Codes
*#06# IMEI code
*#9998*4357# Help Menu
*#9998*5282# Java menu (GRPS/CSD settings for JAVA server)
*#9999#0# Monitor Mode
*#9999# or *#9998*9999# Software Version
*#8888# or *#9998*8888# Hardware Version
*#9998*746# or *#9998*0746# or *#0746# Sim Infos
*#9998*523# or *#9998*0523# or *#0523# Display Contrast
*#9998*842# or *#9998*0842# or *#0842# Vibration On (until you push OK)
*#9998*289# or *#9998*0289# or *#0289# Buzzer On (until you push OK)
*#9998*288# or *#9998*0288# or *#0288# Battery & Field Infos
*#9998*377# or *#9998*0377# Error log
*#9998*778# or *#9998*0778# or *#0778# Sim Service table
*#9998*782# show date and alarm clock
*#8999*638# show network information
*#9998*5646# change operator logo at startup
*#9998*76# production number
*#9998*968# view melody for alarm
*#9998*585# Non-Volatile Memory (NVM)
*#3243948# Digital Audio Interference Off
*#32436837# Digital Audio Interference On
Note! Try these codes at your own risk! We don't accept any complaints. Some of these codes may not work in your mobiles.
Motorola Secret Codess
Motorola Secret Codess
IMEI number: * # 0 6 #
Net Monitor ON: * * * 1 1 3 * 1 * [OK]
Net Monitor OFF: * * * 1 1 3 * 1 * [OK] * - press this until box shown up
T205/T19x
*#06# -> Displays imei
*#300# OK -> List the Software & Hardware Version
*#301# OK -> Full Keypads Functional Test
*#303# Ok -> Set Default Language to English
*304# OK -> Set OFF engineering mode
#304*19980722# -> Set ON Engineering mode
*#305# OK -> Location: 1 OK
*#307# OK -> Engineering Test Mode
*#311# OK -> Phone code changed to default code
*#400# OK -> ADC, Cal val*
*#402# OK -> Adjust Display Intensity/Contrast
*#403# OK -> List the manufacturing Informations
19980722 OK -> Master Unlock code for Phone & Sim Lock
*#302# OK -> Acoustic Test*
*3370# -> Enhanced Full Rate
#3370# -> Deactivate Enhanced full Rate
*#72837726# OK -> Confirm?, Data Saved
1234 OK Phone Code Default
*#0000# OK -> Settings saved, restore set phone to default language
IMEI number:
*#06#
Code to lock keys. Press together *7
Note: [] (pause) means the * key held in until box appears.
Select phone line - (use this to write things below the provider name): [] [] [] 0 0 8 [] 1 []
Add phonebook to main menu: [] [] [] 1 0 5 [] 1 []
Add messages to main menu: [] [] [] 1 0 7 [] 1 []
Copy SIM memory (phonebook menu): [] [] [] 1 0 8 [] 1 []
Eng Field options (main menu): [] [] [] 1 1 3 [] 1 []
Slow (Frequency of search menu): [] [] [] 1 0 1 [] 1 []
Medium (Frequency of search menu): [] [] [] 1 0 2 [] 1 []
Fast (Frequency of search menu): [] [] [] 1 0 3 [] 1 []
Enable EFR: [] [] [] 1 1 9 [] 1 []
Function : [] [] [] # # # [] 1 []
Change pin: [] [] [] 0 0 4 [] 1 []
Unblocking using the "puk" number: [] [] [] 0 0 5 [] 1 []
There are lots of similar codes exist. If you change the last number to 0 you can deactive that code. The 3 digit number at the middle are from 0 to 999. I put the most interesting codes. (EFR):Enhanced Full Rate Codec.
You can change GSM frequencies to 900/1800 by entering the enginnering model. Following the below steps:
enter menu and press 048263* quickly, then you will enter the secret engineering menu
under "Opcode"
input 10*0*3 for GSM 900
10*0*4 for GSM 1800
10*0*5 for GSM 1900
10*0*6 for dual band GSM 900/1800
10*0*7 for dual band GSM 850/1900
To add extra message space 4 your Motorola C350 C450 C550 or C650, press menu button, press 048263* quickly, then on the popup menu enter 47 press ok.press 50 and ok.press 1 ok.press 64 ok.press 1 ok.press 186 and ok.You will receive an extra 50 msgs memory space.Switch phone off and back on.(not tested)
note! Try these codes at your own risk! We don't accept any complaints. Some of these codes may not work in your mobiles.
Nokia Secret Codes
Nokia Secret Codes
These codes will work on most Nokia Mobile Phones to activate/deactivate advanced hidden functions that you can’t change through the phone menu
*3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%
#3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR)
*#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time
*#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec
#pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)
#pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)
#pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)
#pw+1234567890+4# SIM Card Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)
12345 This is the default security code
*#21# Allows you to check the number that “All Calls” are diverted
*#43# Allows you to check the “Call Waiting” status of your phone.
*#61# Allows you to check the number that “On No Reply” calls are diverted to
*#62# Allows you to check the number that “Divert If Unreachable (no service)” calls are diverted to
*#67# Allows you to check the number that “On Busy Calls” are diverted to
*#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type
*#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work
*#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number)
*#67705646# Removes operator logo on 3310 & 3330
*#73# Reset phone timers and game scores
*#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phone supports this power saving feature “SIM Clock Stop Allowed", it means you will get the best standby time possible
*#94870345123456789# Deactivate the PWM-Mem
press and hold # Lets you switch between lines
*#7760# Manufacturers code
*#7780# Restore factory settings
*#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110
*#92702689# Displays - 1.Serial Number, 2.Date Made, 3.Purchase Date, 4.Date of last repair (0000 for no repairs), 5.Transfer User Data. To exit this mode you need to switch your phone off then on again
**21*number# Turn on “All Calls” diverting to the phone number entered
**61*number# Turn on “No Reply” diverting to the phone number entered
**67*number# Turn on “On Busy” diverting to the phone number entered
*#06# for checking the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity).
*#7780# reset to factory settings.
*#67705646# This will clear the LCD display(operator logo).
*#0000# To view software version.
*#2820# Bluetooth device address.
*#746025625# Sim clock allowed status.
*#62209526# - Display the MAC address of the WLAN adapter. This is available only in the newer devices that supports WLAN like N80
#pw+1234567890+1# Shows if sim have restrictions.
*#92702689# - takes you to a secret menu where you may find some of the information below:
1. Displays Serial Number.
2. Displays the Month and Year of Manufacture
3. Displays (if there) the date where the phone was purchased (MMYY)
4. Displays the date of the last repair - if found (0000)
5. Shows life timer of phone (time passes since last start)
*#3370# - Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) activation. Increase signal strength, better signal reception. It also help if u want to use GPRS and the service is not responding or too slow. Phone battery will drain faster though.
*#3370* - (EFR) deactivation. Phone will automatically restart. Increase battery life by 30% because phone receives less signal from network.
*#4720# - Half Rate Codec activation.
*#4720* - Half Rate Codec deactivation. The phone will automatically restart
If you forgot wallet code for Nokia S60 phone, use this code reset: *#7370925538# Note, your data in the wallet will be erased. Phone will ask you the lock code. Default lock code is: 12345
Press *#3925538# to delete the contents and code of wallet.
*#7328748263373738# resets security code.
Default security code is 12345
Unlock service provider: Insert sim, turn phone on and press vol up(arrow keys) for 3 seconds, should say pin code. Press C,then press * message should flash, press * again and 04*pin*pin*pin#
Change closed caller group (settings >security settings>user groups) to 00000 and ure phone will sound the message tone when you are near a radar speed trap. Setting it to 500 will cause your phone 2 set off security alarms at shop exits, gr8 for practical jokes! (works with some of the Nokia phones.)
Press and hold "0" on the main screen to open wap browser.
Note! Try these codes at your own risk! We don't accept any complaints.
Some of these codes may not work in your mobiles.
Hands-on with T-Mobile HotSpot @Home
GSM / WiFi handoff is a brilliant idea in theory — but to be usable, it’s gotta be seamless, unnoticeable, and virtually effortless for the user. So far, the national carriers have failed to deliver any solution — let alone a usable one — so how does T-Mobile stack up? The Phone Fairy recently dropped off a Nokia 6086 and Linksys WRT56G-TM router to have a go with T-Mobile’s just-announced HotSpot @Home service, and our initial impressions are fairly positive. In brief: setup was a snap, the phone’s basic but well-designed, GSM / WiFi handoffs were hit or miss, and for ten bones a month, it seems like a square deal. Read on for more, and don’t forget to peep the gallery!
iPhone Facts From The First Reviews
Well, the first reviews are in. But you may have missed some of the more interesting factoids unearthed by the trio of gadget reporters deigned worthy by El Jobso to get a pre-launch iPhone. Here’s a few fresh n’ interesting iPhone facts right off the presses:
The mobile version of OS X or whatever it is the iPhone runs takes up 700MB of the device’s capacity. Damn son!
There’s no way to cut, copy, or paste text! WHOA! Big, big mistake.
- No A2DP support. That, friends, is such a huge bummer right there.
- Sorry, music can’t be used as a ringtone — even if it’s just a raw MP3. No additional ringtones will be sold at launch.
- On a PC the iPhone syncs with Outlook for calendars AND addresses! Noice.
- It supports Exchange in some capacity, according to Walt, but he doesn’t exactly say how.
- Pogue again confirms document file reading — but not editing — for PDF, Word, and Excel (only).
- Adobe Flash support is officially out. It’s just not in the browser. Neither is there any other kind of embedded video support. Sorry everybody, that’s that.
- It will take snaps, but won’t record video. How can Apple love YouTube as much as it does and not realize cellphone-shot movies make up a sizeable chunk of the crazy crap you find on there?
- Oh, and no MMS. And sorry, no voice dialing, either.
- Contact groups can’t be emailed as contact lists.
- Apple sez between 300-400 charges the iPhone will lose battery capacity — you’ll send it in and get the cell replaced for a fee. Meh. We knew this would be the case, but still, meh.
- Apple can (and supposedly will) be rolling out periodic updates — no surprise there.
- Battery life is, somehow, almost as mind-blowingly good as Apple claims for calls, music, and movies.
- As we suspected, users are prompted with lists of WiFi networks if you’re not nearby a trusted hotspot. We’ve seen this on other phones, and we’re afraid this would get friggin annoying.
- It’s said to be very scratch resistant. The facade both front and rear apparently just doesn’t pick up marring like regular iPods do.
- Voice quality is said to be good — not great.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Text and Sms Chatup Lines
Text and Sms Chatup Lines
HAHA...THESE BABIES NEVER FAIL
☻Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
☻Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
☻There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!
☻I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!
☻Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
☻Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later.
☻Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.
☻Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
☻Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!
☻I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
☻Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
☻Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!
☻Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?
☻I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed
☻I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
☻Is it hot in here or is it you?
☻Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
☻How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
☻I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
☻My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
☻Get your coat love, you've pulled.
☻I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!
☻I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
☻You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
☻Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
☻Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?
☻Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
☻If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours
☻Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
☻Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!
☻I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...
☻You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
☻Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
☻Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!
☻You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
☻do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again
☻if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
☻My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
☻"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
☻There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
☻if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together
☻ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?
☻is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?
☻U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
☻im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock
SMS Greetings
SMS Greetings
☻BLINKING STARS
FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up... Gd nite N sleep TiTE
☻ TIME TO SLEEP
LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!
☻ MORNING GREETING
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
☻ MORNING GIFT
Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
☻ GOOD MORNING
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!
☻ NITE HAS END...
Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
☻ THINGS TO NOTE B4 SLEEPING
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF Me, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Gd NiTe!
☻ HELLO
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!
☻: I PRAY 4 YOU
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite
☻ GOOD MORNING
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.
☻ NO MATTER
No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!
☻ TIME 4 BED
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite!
☻ I CARE MOST
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......
☻ STARS LIGHT
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams
☻ NICE FRIENDS
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
☻ WASH UP
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
☻ COLD COLD NITE
On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
☻ WINDOWS OF SOUL
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility n soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland! OYASUMINASAI! Sweet Dreams!
☻SOUL BACK FROM DREAMLAND
Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.
☻ DRACULA KISS
As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
☻ LAZY BONE WAKE UP!
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
☻ AS NITE FALLS
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
☻ THE SUN HAD RISED
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
☻ SOMEWHERE OUT THERE
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true... nitenite & sweet dreams 2 u
☻ MASTER OF PUPPETS
Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz
What If Jokes
What If Jokes
☻if ur askin if id hurt u da ansa is nevaif ur askin if i luv u da ansa is 4eva.if ur askin if i want u da ansa is i do.if ur askin wot i value most da ansa is u
☻If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!
☻If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
☻If Love & Friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares.those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
☻If water was a kiss id send u the sea.if a hug was 1 leaf id send u a tree if luv were forever id send u eternity!
☻If i rote ur name in d sky wind wood blow it away.if i rote ur name in d sea waves wood wash it away.But ur name is engravd in my heart where nothin can touch it!
☻if u love me like u told me please be careful wiv my heart- u can take it jus dont break it or my world will fall appart
☻If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.if a hug was a second i'd send u hours.if a smile was water i'd send u a sea.if love was a person i'd send u me!
Police Jokes
Police Jokes
☻I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
☻im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
☻i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
Q & A Jokes
Q & A Jokes
☻Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?
a. constiPATION.
☻Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW
☻Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
☻Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
☻Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.
☻Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.
☻q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
☻Q. HOW TO MAKE TTK LAUGH ON SUNDAY?
A. BY TELLING HER A JOKE ON THURSDAY.
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP. the report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"
☻Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
☻Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
☻Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?
A. ADIDAS
☻Wot's the best thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !
☻If i guard you with my life,
Will u be my wife ?
☻Girls are like roads,
More the curves,
More the dangerous they are.
☻Love is Photogenic,
it needs darkness to develop.
☻Messages are given to
Those who are apart
But what shall i give
When you are in my heart.
Clinton Jokes
Clinton Jokes
☻Q : What was yesterday's Washington Post Headline?
A : Bush Beats Clinton
☻Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon?
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.
☻"One thing's for sure about Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"
☻Q : Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy?
A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend
☻Q : How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride
☻Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair?
A : Pardon me
Animal Jokes
Animal Jokes
☻When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side
☻Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
☻What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble
☻Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break
☻Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside
☻Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!
☻Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
☻Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!
☻Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A : French flies and a diet Croak
☻Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy
☻Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg
☻Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.
☻What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work
☻Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
☻How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers
Wrong Person Messages
Wrong Person Messages
☻I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
☻This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
☻Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
☻I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
☻Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
☻You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
☻Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!
☻Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
Reasons Why Jokes
Reasons Why Jokes
☻REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
☻3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
☻Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
☻Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
☻Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
☻5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
Pick Up Lines
Pick Up Lines
☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
☻I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
☻I'm good at math, U+I=69
☻I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
☻Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
☻Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
☻Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
☻What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
☻Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
☻Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
☻You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
☻You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
☻Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
☻Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
☻Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
☻Baicarumba...are those real?
☻Be unique and different, just say yes.
☻Can I flirt with you?
☻Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
☻Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
☻Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
☻Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
☻Greetings and salivations
☻Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
☻I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
☻I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
☻If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
☻Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
☻That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
☻Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
☻Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
☻I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
☻I wonder what our children will look like.
☻I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
☻If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
☻If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
☻If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
☻It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
☻Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
☻That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
☻The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
☻There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
☻There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
☻Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
☻You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
☻Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
☻I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
☻Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
☻If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
☻There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
☻Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
☻What time do you have to be back in heaven?
☻Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
☻You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
☻You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
☻You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
☻You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
☻You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
☻Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
☻Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
☻Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
☻Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
☻Got two nipples for a dime?
☻Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
☻Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
☻Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
☻I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
☻I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
☻Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
☻You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
☻You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
☻You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
☻Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
☻Do you want to see something swell?
☻Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
☻Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
☻Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
☻Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
☻Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
☻I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
☻If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
☻If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
☻Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
☻Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
☻The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
☻You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
☻Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
☻Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
☻I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
☻I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
☻I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
☻I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
☻Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
☻Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
☻When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
☻Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
☻You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
☻You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
☻You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
☻You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
☻You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya
☻As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
☻I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
☻Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
☻Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
☻Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
☻Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
☻Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
☻Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
☻Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
☻I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
☻Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
☻Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
☻For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
☻Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
☻Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
☻Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
☻Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
☻Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
☻Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
☻Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
☻I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
☻I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
☻I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
☻If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
☻The only thing that matters is that we're together.
☻I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
☻Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
☻Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
☻I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
☻Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
☻Say, did we go to different schools together?
☻The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
☻There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
☻Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
☻You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
☻You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
☻Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
☻Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
☻You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
☻Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
☻I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
☻I'm good at maths, U+I=69
☻I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
☻Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
☻Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
☻Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
☻What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
☻Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
☻Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
☻You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
☻You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
☻Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
☻Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
☻I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
☻Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
☻If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
☻There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
☻Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
☻What time do you have to be back in heaven?
☻Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
☻You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
☻You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
☻You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
☻You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
☻You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast
☻Be unique and different, say yes.
☻Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
☻Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
☻Hi. Are you cute?
☻I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
☻I'm easy. Are you?
☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
☻I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
☻Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
☻So....How am I doin'?
☻Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
☻I think about you when I masturbate.
☻Are we related? Do you want to be?
☻Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
☻Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
☻Do you know how to use a whip?
☻Excuse me, do you live around here often?
☻Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
☻Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
☻Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
☻Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
☻Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
☻I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
☻I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
☻I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
☻I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
☻If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
☻Like the look of your crotch.
☻Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
☻Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
☻Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
☻Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
☻Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
☻Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
☻How was Heaven when you left it?
☻You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
☻Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
☻I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
☻You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
☻You should be someone's wife.
☻Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
☻You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
☻Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
☻Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
☻If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
☻It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.